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This place smells yummy. Tao should be looking for Raaawrgna but. . .

[Stomach howls]
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[Well, there's someone sitting here at a table minding her own business and eating something that smells very good. She's paying much more attention to her food than to any other customers.]

[She sniffs, peers, and then goes on all fours, slinking around towards the table and looks over at the food. Then crawls closer and peers hungrily again. Plotting.]

[Yuuko pauses for a moment, blinks, and then scans the room a little without turning her head. She doesn't see the catgirl... yet.]

Distortion Drive: Take food and run

[info]the_dancingedge

2009-07-11 06:50 am (UTC)

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[Yuuko is only disoriented for a moment. Then she lifts her hand; her magic circle appears in front of Taokaka. Feel free to slam straight into it.]

It's polite to ask, you know.

Neee Nyuuuuuuuuu [Doesn't know what hits her.]


You mean you'll feed, Tao?!

And what was that I ran into? Thin air? Oh well! Food, ny

[She looks the girl up and down, sizing her up... she almost looked like a nekowarashi, but more demented.]

I didn't say I'd feed you. [Her voice is stern.] But perhaps if you do something for me in return.

[Still on the floor she looks up at the woman.] Boobie Lady?

[Perks upright and sniffs.]

Heeey you're not Boobie Lady. Boobie Lady doesn't smell like sake-

[Snuggle Snuggle]

And Boobie Lady has bigger cushions.

What's your name, Leggy Lady? [She says as she rubs against Yuuko's legs.]

[Was... totally just groped by a catgirl. But tends to get up in others' personal space all the time! So. Okay.]

Yuuko. And what's yours?

[Does not actually have the desire to peel the catgirl off. She almost reminds her of Maru and Moro.]

Tao is- Tao!

Is Leggy Lady going to give Tao food?

If Tao will give me something in return.

[She has food in her hands, but a good kitty would know better than to try stealing again.]

Something in return. . .? Tao doesn't have anything.

[She leans down a little to look into the hood, attempting to meet those sheltered eyes.]

What are you good at?

...Not thievery.

That wouldn't be much of a payment, now would it?

[There is food here. Work for it, kitty!]

Well, what else can you do?

Tao is a vegi- vigi-

Tao beats up bad guys for money, nyu.

How do you feel about fighting a bear?

A bear? That's easy, Leggy Lady~

Well, then let's kill two birds with one stone. You will fight the bear, and in return, you can have this.

[She hands her the food.]

[She grins at that.] Absolutely!

But the bear might have some clothing in its den. Don't eat that. I need that back.

Yay! Tao will beat the bear and eat it! [Glosses over the clothes part.]

But first, Tao is sleepy.

[Yuuko just laughs a little.]

You're just like a cat.

Wooooh Is that yummy smelling thing that thingy on your forhead?

No.








But it might be these noodles?

... Do you want to share?

[Whips out her own plate. and rests her head on the table creating a pool of drool as she waits for her portion.]

[ flails ]

That's disgusting!

What? What? What's disgusting, Unicorn Boy?

All that drool! How do you not dehydrate yourself by spilling all that water, anyway?!

AND MY NAME IS NOT UNICORN BOY!

Okay, Unicorn Boy. Tao gets it!


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